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		<title>Saturday mornings at my house</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I sleep in (to the unheard-of hour of 7:30) get up, feed the cats, crack open the sliding glass door (to give the kitties porch access after breakfast) and set about making my own breakfast, which today is buttermilk pancakes. NOM. Kitties eat, Mildmay rushes out to the porch, Zonker eats a bit more, then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s in my head</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is actually the way my brain works, I sweartogod. So I did a little baking this morning, and at one point I espied the carton of eggs still sitting on the counter, and thought to myself, &#8220;You need to put those away before they get the salmonelli.&#8221; Yes, I pronounced it &#8220;salmonelli&#8221; in my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gentlemen Broncos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you have not yet seen Gentlemen Broncos, I highly recommend it, for several reasons. If you read/write science fiction or fantasy. If you&#8217;re a fan of Sam Rockwell. If you&#8217;re a fan of Flight of the Conchords. (Jemaine Clement plays the antagonist.) If you&#8217;re a fan of Jennifer Coolidge. If you&#8217;re a fan of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fbodstudios.com/blog/?p=979</link>
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		<title>In which we manufacture an Issue</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was recently shocked and appalled to learn that the Branch Davidian Seventh-Day Adventist Association has offices right in the heart of Waco, Texas! Have these people no shame? No sense of decency? Do they not realize how insensitive they&#8217;re being? I am outraged, and I think the people of Waco should be outraged as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fbodstudios.com/blog/?p=977</link>
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		<title>How much is that baby in the window?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many years ago, I worked in a card/gift shop that sold an assortment of tchotchkes as well as fine gift items. One day, we received a shipment of exquisitely-wrought porcelain bisque baby dolls that were jointed, sculpted from life, and strikingly realistic-looking. The boy dolls had wee-wees and the girl dolls had hoo-hoos. My manager [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Cynical Voter and I approved this message</title>
		<description><![CDATA[All political ads ever can be summed up thusly: Candidate: Hi. I&#8217;m Candidate, and if you elect me, I will cure cancer. My opponent, Opponent, roasts and eats puppies. Voiceover: To sum up &#8212; Candidate cures cancer. Opponent? Puppy briquettes.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fbodstudios.com/blog/?p=972</link>
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		<title>Mambo!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I watched some West Side Story last night, and realized all those young street punks are now in their 70s, at least the surviving ones. (The actor who played Baby John is in his late 60s, and John Astin, god bless &#8216;im, has made it to 80.) It was a little depressing. But it&#8217;s hard [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fbodstudios.com/blog/?p=969</link>
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		<title>Everybody needs a goal</title>
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		<link>http://www.fbodstudios.com/blog/?p=966</link>
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		<title>Second bananas and lost bananas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Couple of interesting movie articles &#8211; from CinemaBlend.com: 16 Actors Better As Second Bananas from The AV Club: &#8220;&#8230; and Kevin Costner as &#8216;The Corpse.&#8217;&#8221; 14 cases of actors getting cut entirely from notable films.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fbodstudios.com/blog/?p=964</link>
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		<title>I DID IT!  HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been around awhile, you may remember this post, in which I bared my shame for all to see. I&#8217;ve attempted biscuits a few times since, with more or less unspectacular results. A few weeks ago, I had a conversation with my mother, in which I lamented yet again my failure to make an [...]]]></description>
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