admin | April 30, 2009
So. I took the Jeopardy! online test a while back (like February? maybe?) and yesterday I got an e-mail from them saying I’d passed and would I like to audition for them in Miami? What is “Hell yeah!”? Sometime in June, I’ll be trekking south to see if I can’t humiliate myself on national TV! [...]
admin | April 29, 2009
Or at least the Rat Pack version of it. I thought all the contestants did a pretty good job last night, but, as usual, Adam pulled out the showstopper. Today’s quote– “Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too.”
admin | April 28, 2009
Got my sweaty little hands on a copy of C.C. Finlay’s The Patriot Witch and lurved it. You can read my review of it over at the GeekaChicas website– “Anything’s better than going to Ohio.” What’s In My Head Today? Today’s quote– “Watching clown hair prance about is hardly my idea of a party. I’d [...]
admin | April 27, 2009
Yesterday’s quote was from the incomparable Edith Bunker on All In The Family. Today’s quote– “Christ! My customer! She only come in for a demi-wave, she’ll come out looking like a flippin’ muppet!”
admin | April 26, 2009
So my week o’ crap culminated last night with me having to call the cops on the new next-door neighbors. Twice. They’re already off to a bad start with me, because they’ve picked up the habit of leaving trash outside their door. This is not the best way to win my affections, as some of [...]
admin | April 24, 2009
Thanks to an incredibly bone-headed decision by CafePress, my income is likely to drop by at least 70% come June 1st. Probably more like 90%. I’m not exactly rolling in dough right now, due to the craptacular economy, and this will be the death knell for my business as it stands right now. Therefore, I [...]
admin | April 21, 2009
Will you please, for the love of all that is holy, stop marketing your latest Hollywood whatever by telling us there’s a twist we’ll never see coming? Guess what? Now I know it’s coming! And I’m going to spend most of the damn movie trying to figure it out, instead of just letting it happen [...]
admin | April 18, 2009
Before we begin, let me share my entire knowledge of the Twilight universe with you — It’s a series of books written by Stephenie Meyer, which are wildly popular with teenage girls. The books are about vampires and high school, and focus on protagonist Bella Something-or-other (played in the movie by Kristen Stewart) and her [...]
admin | April 17, 2009
What’s In My Head Today? Today’s quote– “Disco is from hell, okay? And not the cool part with all the murderers, but the lame-ass part where all the bad accountants live.”
admin | April 16, 2009
via Cracked.com What 23 Famous Movie Characters Would Be Doing Today My personal favorite – What’s In My Head Today? Yesterday’s quote was from Easy Rider. Today’s quote– “They say people don’t believe in heroes anymore.”
